Girl With the Colorful Bra
By: Headbone Rugburn

She's the happenin' girl,
that's real sweet,
She's the happenin' girl,
That would be good to eat,
She's got a colorful bra,
And a nice dress to boot,
She's got a colorful bra,
And a nice bathing suit,
She's mine,
all mine,
she's mine,
or at least she will be soon,
Yeah, I got a crush,
But it's very "hush hush",
The girl with the colorful bra! (etc...)
She's really got a knack for French,
And you know what that means,
She's really got a knack for French,
She's really full of beans!
She's really got it goin' on,
She can figure out equations well,
She's really got it goin' on,
And I think she's pretty swell,
She's mine,
all mine,
she's mine,
You can't have her, dammit!
Yeah, I said I got a crush,
I got a crush,
On the girl with the colorful bra,
But it's REAL HUSH HUSH!