Her Das Script

I got a low-down cow that's ready for love,
I got a vinyl jumpsuit that fits like a glove,
Day-glo Day-glo Day-glo boots,
Let's play ladders, ladders and chutes.
If I were to tell you I love you,
It would be enough to fill a shoe,
Great, that's great. Uh-huh, wonderful.
Diapered men walking in fruit,
Trousered apes running the world,
Check it out, it's a real hoot.
Give me my reading glasses,
The room is filled with toxic gases,
Jelly-belly heroin flavor,
Please sign this waiver,
I got a snake, man.
It's a sight to see.
I got a snake, man.
Hold on, gotta pee.
I aim the gun for your mom,
Reminded me of 'Nam.
Working in a coal mine 24/7.
If I said to you, "Fuck, my head hurts,"
What would you say?
Would you just leave?