monkies ain't crass
by: rumish jihad and helter skelter

DANG, mama, monkies are okay in my book, god dam-<shutcho mouth>

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isn't it rather delightful to have a monkey?
don't you feel secure to have be a hunky?

i'm willard scott, and i'm here to say,
monkies change the future, in a brand new way,

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don't you want a monkey for your own,
they are uniquely whippy, on your cone.

it's happenin', it's cool, it's swingin' too,
if you have a monkey, you ain't no foo'.

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don't you want to be like your friends,
why not get a monkey, and keep up with the trends,

monkies aren't a dime a dozen,
and one may be your cousin.

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perhaps your monkey and you are soul mates,
your monkey may be the next bill gates,

so why not run out naked and play a game with your chum?
swing it all around, and wave your bum,
while your at it, chew some gum,
and for your monkey, PLEASE save some,

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monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey
monkey, monkey, monkey, MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY

that's a FúUúNúKúY MONKEY song, mama, helllllll <shutcho mout>