rUdAbEgAs! By: Helter Skelter & Rumish Jihad dang, poppy, rudabegas are awful rudebegas, rudebegas taste so sweet, rudebegas, rudebegas good to eat, stick'em in your hair, swish'em with your feet, rudebegas, rudebegas, taste so sweet rudebegas, rudebegas, stuff'em up your *ss rudebegas, rudebegas, don't give me no sass they feel good on my lip, they suck really bad, they dislocate your hip, they're the greatest ever had. rudebegas, rudebegas, in china thier BIG, rudebegas, rudebegAS, they do a little jig, they taste real soggy in france, had a big telephone, when jerry pulled down his pants, i let out a moan. rudebegas, rudebegas, slippery when wet, rudebegas, rudebegas, have them as a pet i threw them in the toilet, i threw them in the can, tried not to spoil'it. a pot and a pan. rudebegas, rudebegas, awfully unique, rudebegas, rudebegas, dress'em up in a boutique, they're awfully irate, just there, you might say, but just when two bulls mate, We disect a mata-ray, Rudebegas, Rudebegas, Don't be a rotten egg, Rudebegas, Rudebegas, Let's chug a beer keg. That's the end of the song, Goodbye and so long.