SHAFTY

Hey, baby, why can't you close that door?
Why the hell do I have to close it for?
I ain't gonna go and close it for my health,
So if you want it closed, shitty, gonna have to close it yoself!

After a long day at work, at Mickey D's...
I get home, and I just say "Please!",
When you don't ask me to close it, I just get giddy,
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I hope and pray that you don't make me close it,
'Cause if you did, I would just oppose it,
I got a little saying you might find witty,
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