THEME PARK

when I was a little
lad of fourteen

I went to Babbages
in my eye there was a gleam

On the discount rack there was a game
I knew my life would not be the same

When I got that game,
When I got that game,
When I got that game,
I took it home,
Put it in the machine.

I started to play the game like a whirling dervish,
Even though my goos was already cooked,
I knew in an instant that I was hooked.

Oh, I love that game.
How I love that game, sweetie pie,
You know I love that game,
Like Richard Nixon, I never lie!

When I play that good ol' game,
My tear ducts work overtime,
When I play that good ol' game,
I bust into rhyme!

When I got that game,
When I got that game,
When I got that game,
I took it home,
Put it in the machine.

I love my baby themey parky,
Love her or him real good,
Love it in the afternoon,
Just like a lover should.

Oh, one more time,
I don't want to blow my top,
But I just can't stop.
No, I just can't stop.

When I got that game,
When I got that game,
When I got that game,
I took it home,
Put it in the machine.