urine: friend or foe?
by: rumish jihad and helter skelter

mama, i have to take a long and enjoyable (shutcho mouth)

It's quite a nice hobby,
to shake out your bobby,
to take out your mick,
try it once, really quick.

At the end of a long day,
You might say,
"I'm gonna whip out my willy"
and act all silly,

but that's alright,
don't be afright,
it's time to tap your kidney,
time to drain old sidney,

it is so great,
to urinate,
the greatest feeling of all,
it's your answer to nature's call,

let's take care of this bodily function,
let's shrug it off and watch Petticote Junction,
it's never to late, or too early,
you still gotta squat, if your a girly.

urine, urine, the king of the hill,
sucks the juice right out of your dill,
hey, time to tap my alley cat,
but always remember to wear a JIMMY HAT!!!!

What in the helllll is a jimmy hat, you moronic <shutcho mouth>